I've been wanting to get a bespoke suit made for a number of years now, and I've finally decided to engage the skills of a good tailor.
I went to get measured the other day which was a somewhat bizarre experience. The little Italian man was barely tall enough to reach my shoulders, and as he buzzed around he converted from inches to centimetres by turning his tape measure over and over.
He also had a special secondary tape measure for my inside leg. It had a stiffened end so that he could post it towards the top of my leg without having to actually get his hand too close.
Didn't stop him from touching my bottom, though.